i just realized how high i was when i was screaming red light challenge at the top of my lungs and am watching it alone
he just texted me two pictures of his dick. i feel i should rethink whatever vibe im obviously giving out
so is it as big as he says?
he put a tube of toothpaste next to it as a reference. it looks legit
so my dad walked in on us having sex
lulz really? why?
lets just say he wont be answering to 'daddy' for a loooooong time
His little brother walked in on us. Six times.
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
all of your clothes are in the front law. btw..sprinklers go on in 20 minutes
Whatever, its basically a crime against humanity to miss an andre power hour so she'll get what's coming to her.
Let's turn this shoulder dislocation into a positive. Come to the hospital, bring some beers, let's party.
You should know me better than that. I don't whore around. I promise this is a blowjobs only kind of trip.
I remember fighting the chubby dude and the bouncer put me in the full Nelson. Woke up this morning with a dislocated shoulder. We need to finish the rest of this beer though
I need you to do me a favor and hide my sword from me tonight. I'm planning on drinking my weight in vodka and I don't trust myself enough to not run through campus screaming "I AM SPARTA!" You'll be saving me a mugshot as well as saving some innocent girls from tears.
Very impressive. My GPA is the same amount of orgasms I can offer tonight (valid only tonight): 3.5
It was awful. He had a wife
And now you've had a year of virgin penance. Absolve yourself.
I just want to return to LA when the weed and dick is plentiful.
Sangria Flip Cup was probably one of our worse drunken decisions
Randomize
