# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
I would like to thank collapsed soviet republics and fathers who didnt show enough attention for tonight's festivities
I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
Another one? Damn, how many David's is that?
six.
Oh, I thought it was higher.
No, that would be the Matt's
Well, there are worse ways to make $50 at a gay club.
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
Dong worry about me. I just cashed bottle of wine when I found out he was in town, I'm being dramatic. I'll text you tomorrow when I'm sober and my face stops bleeding
We were on the balcony tossing jello shots to people passing below
When people said no i'd yell "i tried them i promise they aren't roofied!"
You were jumping on the trampoline and screaming that you couldn't feel the fire.
Anderson Cooper just came out.
Crying tears of glitter and rainbows right now. Gonna decorate my dildo like My Little Pony in his honor.
I found one of your hair extensions on the dance floor. You put it back in your hair
Regardless of how one feels after a break up, whiskey must be consumed.
That wasn't even sex. That was a fuckoning
...did you just create a word for what we did?
I'm not saying you're stupid, just that you have bad luck when thinking...
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