I just want to sing "highway to the danger zone" when I'm taking his pants off.
This guy has a retainer. We're golden.
I was too high to figure out which of the three doors would lead me to my classroom, so i sat down in the middle of the hallway and ate a twinkie.
We're like two naked peas in a sex pod.
i guess i called my mom last night. she wasnt nearly as impressed with what we did in the bathroom as i was
just had dinner with my dad's new gf and her daughter.. had to drink a beer to get through it.. she's 19 she has on a disney watch and snowflake earrings
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
Is it appropriate to get drunk, stand up at the wedding and make a toast to "the time the lovely bride asked me to come on her chest"?
our generation is not ready to get married
seriously my hangover is so bad I feel like my eye lashes make blinking a workout
I'm not sure which one did it but one of them fucked the kink out of my neck
Don't forget ur talking to the master juggler. Remember that time I slept with 3 guys and made them all pay for plan b? Paid the rent didn't I?
Tuesday Boozeday turned into What-the-fuck-were-you-thinking Wednesday real fast.
It's amazing where one well timed dick pic can get you in life.
I know you do it only because of my toyota, but thank you for fucking me. Seriously.
Do thigh high boots and a ball gag count as a costume?
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