i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
I don't get calzones all look the same but taste so different
He told me he wanted to break up so he could get "closer to God."
Does God suck his dick?
I just noticed she took the "toys" too. That's how you know when it's really over.
I do. There's a bald headed guy whose kinda hot. I might rub his head. I've only had 2 beers
"thanks for the sex" was written in lipstick on my bathroom mirror. i'm officially done with random hook ups.
My god. His mom just smacked my ass. Does this mean I'm accepted??
it's like my freshman wet dream come true
We are without power. He took ALL the lightbulbs out and hid them.
Shower sex is an art that should not be attemted drunk
Oh I see how it is...you can snap chat the world your balls but I wear dinosaur feetie pajamas and I'm the "weird one"
I just watched my high school guidance counselor pee in the backyard of this party.
Couch. On fire.
You hit your head and proceeded to fall in the floor, curl up in my lap and make me rock you like a small infant. I was beginning to worry until you started to sing "Rock me momma like a wagon wheel".
Sorry about kicking you last night but you don’t mess with a girls margarita bucket. Ever
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