it seems that i get a boner from just about everything now
Banned from zoo.
Again?
Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
Then I opened the closet and then i found the babies
This got awkward about two "Oh yeah"s ago.
My mom just told me to drench my entire body in vodka for 20 minutes. I have never been this russian. no one has ever been this russian
Remember in school when they told us our vag was made just the right size for our future husband? I must say I am enjoying trying to find that perfect fit.
Using your Catholic School education as an excuse for this? Why didn't I think of that?!
He showed up to fuck me at the same time the pizza guy did. It was like everything I needed just showed up at my stoop.
At what point in my life did a night that has strippers, belly dancers, tequila and a midget become "average"?
your blue lips and tongue was their first indication you were probably underage
HEY THERE IS NO AGE LIMIT ON BLUE SLUSHIES
Please hurry up and come back. This is so awkward. He's showing me banana videos.
He was 6'5 and wearing a kilt, how could I not fuck him
I'm done, I have no more memes or ways to ask for nudes, so yeah
For someone I see at the bar by herself all the time... I should have know she had a tazer.
I think you threw up on me last night but i can't remember so i'm not mad at you.
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