he changed my name in his contacts to "rick", so his mom wouldn't know he was texting me
I've been watching too much manswers. Cuz i know scissoring doesn't work on a motorcycle.
whenever he goes down on me he looks at me and I just want to poke him in the eyes
Should have told me the night we were talking about deal breakers that vomming outside your car was one of them. I would have taken a cab back
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dude he passed out in the strip club on his birthday, WHILE he was getting a lap dance. That drunk.
I don't want a baby! I JUST WANT AN ORGASM THAT ISN'T SELF INFLICTED.
Go christen that room with your naked body.
Him naked in my bed with a bottle of vodka in one hand, a pipe in the other, and a rose in his mouth.
Now everytime I sit on a toilet I think about having sex with him. Great.
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HAVE BEEN SPEAKING IN RUSSIAN ACCENT FOR 5 HOURS
SHIRT GONE
It all started with a game of naked twister.
All the doctor said was why
Here when you come to your senses come back here and I'll fuck you back out of them.
Just got a handjob in my psych lecture. You were right, going to class is paying off.
There’s an entire generation of people out there who didn’t grow up watching Mr. Rogers and it shows. These Boomers need to get their shit together.
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