very cute, but more "I wanna put you in my pocket and keep you as a pet" and less "please bang me" type of cute.
U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
she smelled like a LAN party
worst night to have a conscience
Two girls are doing the worm relatively well on the bar floor after the fact I just saw one puke in the trash
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
I'm eating dry tortillas on a mattress without a sheet. and i thought my life would change after graduation.
I have to take his virginity. It's what God put me on earth for. It's my life mission.
I puked in my fridge last night while I was trying to get water
He said he was gonna go pull a lochte and the next thing we know he's outside ass naked peeing in the neighbors kiddie pool.
THIS IS A FLATMATE WARNING! The white powder next to sink is washing powder I spilled and is not meant for human comsumption. I repeat- do not digest, snort or smoke the white powder next to the sink!!!!
I ran into cvs barefoot with my belt undone and shirt buttoned wrong and didn't even have to ask. The guy working pointed and said "they're back there."
That's how I look going for the pbr.
No ive been in the mountains getting high and baking cookies with a 4 year old
Somehow I just turned an entire McDonald's bag upside down in my car and not a single fry fell out. The Lord really does work in mysterious ways.
Then you got drunk and shit in her car. Nothing before that matters. She isn’t calling you back.
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