Just because we had intercourse doesn't mean we're friends.
The ratio was 19 to 1 and the 1 was lauren so it didn't even count.
We are so drunk I just let him piss between my legs on the toilet. That's love.
hey as creepy as this sounds i still have your eyelashes on my desk
Also, do you think you think his dick is perfect bc you loved him? Or is it actually perfect?
I just told you I can't. My fingers are melting. I have discovered the high.
Well on the bright side, I only need a sophomore to complete the fuck-a-guy-from-every-year-challenge.
Omg you had literally better be on fire, drowning, and being crucified all at the same time to be calling me at 7:30 in the goddamn morning.
This is the moment in my life where I take a fork in the "nice guy" road ive traveled for 23 years and fuck everything in sight that doesnt have herpes, or is in-between flare ups and I don't know about it until my dick is on fire.
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
'go have sex with her' ddoes not count as wingman
Well, during the ride home I had to personally apologize to both of her breasts.
lost my vibrator and now I have to masturbate manually. The struggle is fucking real.
Moms love me. I'm the reminder that they need to turn safe search on.
I dunno about you, but I consider getting eaten out on the porch of a houseboat in -30c in a bridesmaids dress a northern right of passage
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