my mom hid the smirnoff from me. this is the most fucked up game of hide and seek EVER
Umm. Any where really. Alcohol and boobs. Those are the requirements.
You've got the short couch unless you find some girl to take you home
Challenge accepted.
just put an icicle in the bong. best/worst idea ever. i think i can taste global warming right now.
The walls are thin & apartments are narrow so all the bedrooms are next to each other. Our complex could compete in synchronized orgasms.
Everyone was passed out so I turned off the lights and locked all the doors. I also took the chicken sandwich in the microwave as payment.
If my mom walks in on me masturbating one more time I'm moving out
You'd think the first few times would have been enough
When you get a chance, you should call Nick. He REEAAAALLLLLY wants to hear you make chewbacca noises.
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
my grandma just gave me a shoebox fulled to the top with tootsie rolls and condoms with a not that said "enjoy college, find a big cock" i'm not sure how I feel about this
Woke up naked on your sister's mattress lying next to a single slice of bread.
"Let's do body shots off the freshmen" is officially the worst thing I've ever said.
I need to stop waking up with no pants on.
what happened this time
I dont know everyone was gone and there was a bird in the room
Sex in the backyard? Check.
i like coming up with different names when i reference that night. 'the night i got kicked out of the bar', 'the night i escaped from the hospital', 'the night we had that threeway'...
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