I'm sitting at the bar eating dinner next to a nerd, a guy in a 10 gallon hat, and a policeman. I feel like I joined The Village People
i am not allowed to pick the men i sleep with anymore
She called it mighty mouse.. And from there it was down hill
There was a lot of him and a little penis
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Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
You then began crawling around in the grass with a magnifying class saying you were searching for the magic school bus.
You're in a tuxedo, you can pee wherever you want.
googling pictures of Lindsey Lohan so that I know what to wear to court is definitely a low point in my life
I got another blow job proposal last night. Skills.
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You're cock blocking me from my own boyfriend. What kind of shit is that?
Well you were already wet from trying to drink straight from the faucet, so I just put you in the bathtub with a pillow and called it a night
Don't judge me. It's a Monday night and I can eat burritos in while bathing in the kitchen sink if I want to.
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
What am I doing? I'm usually only attracted to horrible people.
he came over last night and we fucked with the great british baking show on in the background. it was beautiful
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