YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
With such a small dick you'd think he'd try to make up for it with some sort of personality.
He said he used to draw on the walls with poop when he was a kid.
She's in the middle of blacking out but is singing Mariah carey songs. Hitting every note.
How do the freshmen here NOT understand the tricks we are playing on them by now? Doesn't bode well for grad numbers. Idiots.
sorry
why?
oh you didn't look in the living room yet, did you?
That sad moment when even your drug dealer lands a summer internship and you don't...
Look. When I let you cum on my tits don't fuck it all up by going "SKEET SKEET SKEET" it just pisses me off.
Besides, I don't need any more men there who have seen my tits. #bearwatch2014
there's crying, and people are upset, and there's a love triangle, and a broken heart, and so much estrogen
Oh yeah, it was definitely the best sex of my life, I just don't think I can fix the kitchen table before my parents get back...
The internet was right. Snorting muscle relaxers is awful
I'm basically doing the Walk of Shame without the added bonus of having sex last night. That doesn't look good on anyone.
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