yo I sort of want to fuck rachel maddow. but I'm not a lesbian. actually I reaally want to so maybe I am a lesbian. at least on weekdays at 9.
Anything crazier than usual happen? I woke up in a stairway with my cock out.
Drank beer out of a hotwheels bucket all night
so i was trying to be sexy and unzip his pants with my teeth. i got my lip caught in the zipper and it bled for a good 15 min, totally a mood killer.
5 Four Lokos being cheaper than a case should be illegal.
Well, at first I was really confused. But then I realized that he was talking from his penis's perspective... in third person.
dude there is absolutely no room for a slide in our room
I don't remember anything but yelling at the ref in Spanish.
last nights episode of shot friends brought to you by polish vodka and flamingo baseball. pickles cure hangovers.
He just tagged everyone he's slept with this year in a 'memories of 2011' tweet
Just wiped the ashes off my forehead before he came over to have sex. Definitely going to hell.
Our first time hooking up was on New Years and we've managed to hook up every holiday since, I'm hoping this lasts until 2016 just to fulfill my American Holiday sex fantasy I never knew I had
I've officially slept with/dated two guys that have gotten tased. What the fuck is wrong with me
How'd things go with that guy last night?
He threw up in the consol in my car then started crying about his ex girlfriend.
Quick question: now that you've broken up, should I also delete the nudes your boyfriend sent me while you were together??
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