You're my little dorito
Who keeps a bong in their car??
Kids who graduated high school two weeks ago.
i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
He was singing Will Smith Just the Two of Us to his burrito. That high.
Day two of taking my adderall. I just organized the pantry and alphabetized my dvds. I've missed my mind on drugs
it glows. i had to have it.
Take this only to mean that we love you, but we're having a serious, half-hour, hypothetical discussion about how far we think we could throw you.
is it possible i asked you to give me a preliminary pap smear?
Someone shat in our tub last night. I'm not pointing fingers but you priors make you a prime suspect.
Do you remember trying to make pizzas with the domino workers last night...while trying to speak their language with them.. spanish?
Did you high five my face last night?
Yes. Yes I did.
I just connected with one of your drug dealers on LinkedIn.
I didn't know how wild the party was going to be until one girl brought her pet raccoon
I woke up on a park bench with a nice homeless guy waking me up. I bought us Carl's Jr. Best birthday ever!
where the fuck are you? she just tazed two people and we're tripping shrooms...successful first night in new apartment!
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