Kareoke will never be a sober sport
Sober January is a disaster.
she literally pooped in the closet. i sent the picture to everyone i know.
She always acts like she's doing me a favor with a hand job. I've been giving myself hand jobs for almost 20 years.
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just bought 2000 rhinestones and a heart shaped stencil at Micheals...I think the cashier knows i'm Vajazzling
I feel like after all he sees, the dog needs to get baptized.
I just pulled a handful of rice out of my pocket.
Its great. Every time she starts barking i know ive got approximately 37 seconds to hide my gf in the closet and throw some clothes on
I opened up my wallet and it was filled with puke.
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He kept walking up to every girl at the party saying "Hi, I'm George Clooney. No I won't marry you." He left with three girls.
I am the prescription. I can be taken orally or vaginally and in any dosage. This is why I went to med school.
Send me one of your boob pics as an example. I mean this in the straightest least lesbian way possible.
She started calling me daddy on the second date and I don't know how to react to that
I'm not going out, it's sweat pants and gallon vodka night at my place and I'm the only one on the guest list.
This is because you lost at fooseball isn't it?
I get so pissed when there is something that NEEDS to be made fun of and you're not here.
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