Hahaha figures, hmm should I spank you? Or throw a cow at you?
Seriously, stop being so datable w your movie/song prefs
so it turns out you can rearrange the letters in "scottsdale" to spell "milf city." who knew?
I'm pretty sure I have jizz on the back of the dress I wore to church. Awesome.
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Some girl next to me in class is making a list of whta to pack for spring break & it was a normal list until she put birth control in all caps w/ stars around it
We need to stop celebrating holidays that dont belong to us
Also I legit had a girl at my bar crying tonight saying to her friend "why did he have to take his top off ?"
We all just did coke and we're coloring so if you're sober its pointless for you to come over here
Seriously? You DON'T remember putting all those Swedish fish in the waffle iron b/c you wanted "One big Swedish fish?" That waffle iron was a wedding gift.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Don't patronize me, I thought of that on peyote, so it was basically like a message from God.
420 is off to a bad start. Mark wake/baked WAY too much, and he has spent over $50 on the claw machine in the grocery store.
Can you think of a sexual word rhyming with snorkel?
Tacos and sex are way better than any anti depressant pill ever was. I think I made a medical discovery here.
Wow. I want to climb Santa. You've made my mind go places I wasn't prepared to explore.
You remember my neighbor with the perfect ass? It's even better in assless chaps.
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