Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
I think I should have my paycheck direct deposited to the bar
Have you ever chased with pilaf before? Because dont.
she was mad because i didn't remember our fuckaversary. fuck buddies are getting too demanding..
The salesman looked at me like I was crazy when I explained the need for a headboard that had slats so I could handcuff people to it
It was an 11am booty call. We were both out of our element.
Had the longest conversation today with a potentially homeless cuban woman about mind control.
You know you have done too many drugs when you gum the sugar off your margarita without even thinking twice
In honor of today being Sunday I am day drinking and watching Grey's Anatomy all day. ALL DAY.
Think of it as a business transaction. That's how I justify all the horrible things I do. Blow my married boss? Just a business transaction.
He wants me to fart in his mouth and is offering me SOOOO much coke. I'm stuck between a rock and a hard place. GIVE ME ADVICE.
I think/hope James is drunk. He's standing in the front lawn loudly declaring "I AM a popsicle!" Over and over....
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