I didn't shave. On purpose
What the hell do I have to do to get some foreplay around here? This sucks.
I think you know the answer.
How can I marinade myself in Vodka?
LA Sucks. The only way i can get laid is if i tell people im at a law firm that represent film producers.
And when they figure it out, they act like IM shallow.
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
I'm celebrating tres de junio so if you can help me find some sombreros ill be grateful. Also, today in 1992 Aborigines were granted rights to their land so I might need some boomerangs.
I send him pictures of my tits whenever I feel like he's paying too much attention to his girlfriend.
I told him I wanted to "ride him like a show pony" I think he gets the picture
He told me that before I went to bed I needed to do my stretches and then processed to demonstrate a squat thrust, while completely naked.
tonights mission is daddy issue patrol - we wear old spice and drink gin martinis and see who reacts.
And my parents said I crawled through the house
He yelled "I'm Bruce Springsteen!" when he came. This is why I don't sleep with guys from Jersey.
This is not the first time I've recognized my body is subconsciously trying to make pizza.
I'm drinking apple juice and champagne while watching crossroads..like the classy bitch that i am.
you were acting out moves from the wwe, in a dress. then you sceamed "you can't see me" and ran out of the apt.
That is our entire relationship. We match bowls and give each other head. What more could you possibly want?
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