If she sees it and stops hooking up w/ me then you owe me
First night home from college and I already forgot that walking around nearly naked with my laptop open to smut porn isn't acceptable. Sorry, mom.
we couldnt find her phone in the morning so i called it and found it under the bed. my name came up as 'regret'
i'm thankful for my girlfriend's hot cousins....god, i love her family parties.
he put listerine on his cock to make the taste more "enjoyable"... i think hes a keeper.
im the poster child for why you shouldnt play beer pong with wine.
I thought he was joking about the hundred beer challenge until two guys showed up with a camera and boom mic. This cabin party is going to be fucked
im breathing rainbows and everyone is talking in bubbles whatever you gave me give me more
she fascinated with the iron the back of the toilet seat. she made me sit in the bathroom with her for a solid 10 minutes while she just stared and laughed at it
I just shaved my "bikini area" into a fucking pizza slice
We were wearing togas. So having sex was really easy to do without taking any clothes off.
Agree to hang out with him and then take a gigantic shit right on him. Or if youve forgiven him for being a fucker maybe make out with him.
What is my life coming to that I have to cross state lines to get laid?
She blew me while I watched the jets game and the hardest thing was deciding what to focus on more
someone is getting fuckign RAWDOGGED on this campus as we speak and it makes me FURIOUS
Randomize
