How, after 24 years of life, did I manage to revisit breastmilk
If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
Yep. About to get on pornhub to spill some Christmas cheer
it was like having sex with a tree stump
im not sure if this headache is from the car accident or cocaine withdrawl
While he was going down his phone rang and he answered saying I'll call you later I'm eating.
Just went through ex bf's and hook up buddys and liked pictures of them on facebook. A friendly reminder that I will be back in for the holidays
I deleted my history right in front of my girlfriend w/out her seeing. Let's go skydiving with no parachutes. I can live thru anything.
I need a full description of the guy I hooked up with. I don't think I ever saw his face
he seemed brazillian..
fuck.
He said you asked to eat pepperoni off his dick and he thought it was weird
I mean I thought it sounded fun
like when you break up with someone your virginity slowly starts to grow back & when it's done it's like ding ding ding you're ready to date again
I moved to this city Tuesday and got laid Saturday. Still got it.
I jus want to remember tomorrow how proud I was tonight for wearing my rainbow leggings as a long sleeved shrug I feel like fucking MacGuyver
If you need me I'll be in the hospital involving super glue and fake eyelashes.
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