We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
I just put lube in Matt's bellybutton. He looks unhappy.
so when am I gonna get some from you?
when you dick grows 3 inches
Shaving your vagina at 8 months pregnant is not an easy chore.
Just spent a extra 20 minutes on the phone with the lady from unemployment talking about how to make the best brownies.
She fell down the stairs and hit her head on the concrete. Then she stood up, flashed us and stumbled away. I forgot to get her number..
Are we responsible for the snowmen doing it doggy-style in my front yard?
There's just something about sucking a flaccid dick that makes me feel so calm. Like a baby cow..
Dude she looks like a female richard gere plus 400 pounds.
The melted ice in my drinks tonight is probably the most water I've had in like 3 days accumulated.
Contents of my pockets this morning: phone, condom, one hoop earring, half a cheeseburger, lighter and a $87 receipt from tacobell. Time for work.
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
Was he a virgin!? DID YOU TAKE A GUY'S VIRGINITY ON MY FLOOR!?
This wine tastes amazing. It's like a fermented hug.
I put him in the supply closet, used the copy paper to build a fort around him and his wheelchair, then he fucked me in the fort.
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