Nice. Sry i missed. Also sorry that i pissed on my toothbrush last nite
Sink seemed easy target but balance was no good
we went to a bar last night, drank beer in plastic cups. I took pics w/a random kid i pulled into a photobooth & i have easy mac in my purse. I belong here.
Blowing lines off from the book where the wild things are... bad babysitter?
Ha Ha the cop that just pulled me over would like me to tell you hi!
Just gave some kid head in the library. Perfect way to end the semester.
You remember the guy they called Meat in high school? Well, let's just say my vagina remembers him now.
I just sent you a multitude of sexual pictures...and you responded with a Charles Dickens Quote.
Bro, she said my penis was the best thing to happen to her mouth since teeth.
I just paid for weed by taking him to the store to buy cheese so he could make empanadas. Best. Drug deal. Ever.
Just check with her if girls can get blown, that's all.
I want the address of the individual responsible for strawbeeritas. I want to send them gift basket.
Nothing kills the mood quicker than kneeing him in the face during sex
My hand smells like rave and peanut butter.
i refuse to sex anyone who doesn't get my lord of the rings references. no exceptions.
I told him you forbid me to sleep with him so he needs to accept that.
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