Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
I am engaged
To a real live girl that has met me
SECOND walk of shame from the westside Hilton, SECOND foreign family w kids staring at me in my dress, glitter purse, spiky heels and booze breath. I said I was going to church. More confusion.
you googled " I want to buy a live ostrich". I'd say you were pretty wasted.
Just dropped $150 at the liquor store. No power and two feet of snow has taken my alcoholism to another level.
Walk of Shame today included voting.
I could see myself reflected in his wedding band as i was going down on him.
I do not want to do anything. The words more tequila need to be erased from my vocabulary
We learned a lot about one another. I showed him around the town I grew up in and he informed me that he has had a threesome and killed a cat
my vagradar is going off.. it smells a soldier
I just overheard this sorority girl saying "It's like trick or treting but for alcohol and with no costumes." I'm jealous.
I was thinking that, but I'm not sure the proper etiquette on asking about someone's nipple rings. Even if you did see them and compliment them once.
You know just a typical night. Eating peanut butter off of tablespoons and having sex to our favorite Christmas carols. This is my favorite time of year.
Of all the things I've masturbated to while high, my favorites are ritz chips and trees
If you recall, I made a Zoolander reference almost immediately after you pulled out of me the first time we had sex.
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