we couldn't afford a big pool so we bought 2 kiddie pools and put the inflatable beer pong table inbetween. get over here. now.
did you seriously make the punch out of vodka and food coloring
did i mention he attempted to milk her in backseat?
My building was evacuated who wants to quake and bake
If it looks really sketchy and smells like burnt pizza and pot you're in the right place
We convinced the Dj to let us play musical chairs...... I won by the way.
STOP LICKING HIS MUSTACHE
We're like adult pinky and the brain when they decided that taking over the world is unrealistic so they aim lower by trying to get drunk every day.
lets go to sea world and you can just hit on every guy in a wetsuit until you get lucky
What is more embarrassing, shitting yourself in Mexico or having sex in a forest preserve with a 19 yr old? This is crucial research.
Knowing how to carefully mix my vices has to be the #1 skill I've gotten from pharmacy school
Breaking news: when you're gone every towel is a dick towel
We need to find out what drug we took so we can take it everyday from here on out
This drunk girl kept yelling for water so I dipped a cup in the toilet and gave it to her. She was thanking me all night.
It was weird, it was like my heart got a boner. Is this being an adult?
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