Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
According to the bell hop, we stumbled in about 4 and then cannon balled into the pool.
Some guy just bought a handle of cuervo, a curling iron, and a power drill. Paid with a jar of change. I'm torn between avoiding him and befriending him..
theres a kid in a leopard robe and sunglasses filling up a gas tank. i miss college
when I was too drunk to walk on my own two feet, he stole a shopping cart from the grocery store at the corner and proceeded to wheel me back to my apartment.
Then he tucked me in, gave me a goodnight kiss and slept on my sofa. I woke up this morning and he was making waffles.
he is a god among men.
Also I walked home in over mitts \nLet's take a minute to really laugh about that
I told him if he wanted to lose weight he had to learn self control. Less than ten minutes after that I ate a cookie off the floor...
I have a third degree burn on my inner thigh from the blunt dropping on me in the car
My life is literally the worst. I was just laughing so hard at how hot they looked feeding each other the brownies and then I was like DON'T CRY
I bet Billy Ray Cyrus wishes he had pulled out now....
Im pretty sure my housekeeper high fived her on the way out this morning
I never thought I'd say this but there's too many dicks around here.
If I could figure out how to do him with his wranglers on you would never see me again.
Your boobs are like a folk legend.
Forget Covid themed costumes. I need one that attracts a quality penis
preferably one with a six figure job and a boat
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