Just looked in the bathroom mirror before getting to this exam to see If I look as bad as I feel & the answer is no. I look amazing, even in yesterday's clothes
I told him to come back in 5mins cause i needed to take a few more shots before i could talk to him
He proposed that we "bone". I've completely given up on boys.
when i start to cry when i lose at mario kart is when you should put me to bed
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
Thank you for the breast cancer awareness themed circle of death. Had it been any other time I would not have played topless.
EW EW EW EW THAT PENIS BELONGS TO SOMEONE'S FATHER! THAT PENIS BELONGS TO OUR FRIEND'S FATHER! THAT PENIS HELPED CREATE OUR FRIEND! YOU'RE NOT ALLOWED TO ADMIRE IT!
he gave me a new purse full of weed and five boxes of samoas for my birthday. best boyfriend ever.
I just made the answer to all my security questions "fuck you" with various levels of ! marks. I may regret this in the morning.
I haven't been hungover in so long I'm actually looking forward to it
There was a clear and well defined point last night where I could've decided to go home but no now I've woken up with glitter all over my nuts and potentially an std or 2
This may be the alcohol talking, but I'm pretty sure I know Spanish now
I'm a lady who knows what she wants in life, and that's uncommitted dick.
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
The only words we could get out of him as he stared catatonically into space were "Everyone I know and love is dead"
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