Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
I could have mohawked her pubes.
You were so drunk you tried to sell your salsa to everyone on the restaurant.
Outside the community dumpsters: beer bottles and a carton of orange juice. Looks like we were here.
The only good thing about trampolines when you're fucked up is the gushing blood really cleans all the bad coke out of your nose.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
I'm in the Wal Mart stall where we found out you weren't pregnant. This is where I'm going to propose to you. I feel like that would be the most romantic
I was stumbling so much, men walking behind us were shouting "don't hit the pole! don't hit the pole!" whenever I was near a telephone pole.
I needed that adderall to break my tradition of passing out at the bar on Sundays
I never thought I'd say this, but I think I just saw the hottest pregnant chick alive.
He said I showed up in just my underwear and a bunch of towels I stole from the party I was at.
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
I saw the attitude and didn't even try. Line of the night from one guy who talked with them for a while said, "I don't meet you standards. I have a job and would treat you well." She was blank faced.
In the words of my step grandma "whatever makes your pussy happy"
sometimes i just have a bad day n consider lowering my standards
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