u cheatin on me?
if i did i would try to upgrade babe.
sometimes i wonder what i would do without sheltered catholic girls w/ overprotective parents
never have sex?
Im a photoshop master, i successfully reduced the size of the pupils of all the girls I made out last night with to prove they were not that drunk. So glad the camera goes home with me.
Never get a handjob from a girl who gives deep tissue massages.
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sticking your hands in the toilet to wash your face is not acceptable. ever. i don't care how drunk you are.
The bridesmaid just threw up on herself. This is going to be the best wedding ever
I just canoed to the bar. I am a skilled drunk paddler.
I'd like to bring you 40 virgins and treasure chests of gold to make you feel better
So I bought some random chick a shot she puked in her hands then I watched her make out with my roommate
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Its like no one cares im drunk naked wet and ready to throw myself at some one hold on i found a solution to my problems
I love pie. Pie understands me and the spatula
my pupils became my eyes and i slept with a cloth in my mouth again
Found a popcorn kernel in my pubes... Time fir a Brazilian
I just masturbated and watched youtube makeup videos, which was just an extension of masturbation.
Oh Jesus our whore days are numbered
I think it's a bit on the nose for the Uber driver to play stairway to heaven while driving like A psycho.
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