is it bad that i have made the decision to never travel to vienna simply because of that transvestite that won the bachelor?
dont start drinking without me
She asked if my windows were tinted enough for road head.
I made weed fried chicken. What have you done today?
It's taking 3 penises to fill the hole he left in my heart.
I just woke up eating some beef jerky with my cat. I think she opened the bag for us.
But once you explained how to fill cupcakes with semen I realize you were harmless and right on my level.
It's gay pride, I'm in my EMT uniform getting more girls than your straight ass ever will..
I ate her out in the bathroom and she did my makeup. Man i love being a lesbian
DELETE THAT VIDEO OF ME MAKING OUT WITH THAT RUG NOW
just woke up on the floor of my shower...it was still runnning
I've done dumber things than this for flimsier reasons. Come with. If I pull it off I need a witness, and if I fail I need an escape plan.
I'm starting to think that Cosmic Steve ripped me off
thought i saw a dude in a kilt yesterday, but then i realized he was doing a walk of shame. happy st. paddy's day.
Left him blackout in the cab, gave 20$ to the cabbie and said drive until the meter said he wasn't getting a tip.
Bangkok has him now.
This lady is talking to me and all I can think about is getting face fucked and doing cocaine. Not neccesarily together and not neccesarily in that order
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