hipster in red sally jessy raphael glasses inside. kick her.
Steve is enlightening me on how and why u put gerbils up your ass
i just looked up and i was like omg ballsack and then i didnt know what to do
definitely not taking the whole return culture shock so well...drinking a 100 proof rootbeer vodka float out of a german beer mass
An outback commercial just played and I remembered that guy from Australia Imade out with at the Derby. Great Bachelorette Party, btw.
My hands always smell like pizza crust when im hungover.
Sometimes I actually rage on Tuesday, come back, and do homework drunk and pull an all nighter.
I turned around and there were three 10 year old kids running around with sparklers. Weirdest college part ever.
Welcome to Philly.
I forgot to pack a bra for work today...you would not believe the extremes i've had to go through in order to keep these nips from my coworkers
We got drunk and crashed a fifty year old woman's birthday party for the food. Whoops.
I just asked him what would happen if my boobs fought crime. I think I'm cut off.
I did stay at work til 5 but for the last hour I was just taking naked pics on my desk for some tinder guy
I don't know about this Sanders guy after all. I'm voting for MYSTERY BABYLON, WHORE OF ALL THE EARTH
Hillary?
I'm good. Got my nipples pierced and threw my back out. 🙌
Dude get over here. Steven brought super soakers filled with colored vodka.
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