The world needs more lipstick lesbians, if anything.
Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
She texted me and said she was fingering herself. Don't respond to this because she's the perfect girl. I'd love to smell her cell phone after that.
I assume you meant to text someone else on your contact list instead of your own mother...
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Come 10 years my vagina won't look like this. I must cherish it
he was persistant. I supposedly owe him a bj from high school.
I'm sitting by myself in my bra eating a waffle and drinking pineapple rum. gamedaaaayyyyyyy
My grandmother cheats at beer pong and has been rubbing her tainted victory in my face for an hour now.
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
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I may have played more drinking games with my family this last week than all of freshman year...
I didn't have the heart to tell him that the reason my vagina was so "prelubricated" was because I had just had another gentleman caller an hour earlier. So, when he commented about how turned on I appeared, I just went with it.
Literally the only reason we didnt get arrested was because the cop said I reminded him of Steve Stifler from American Pie
What a better way to celebrate that I'm single by becoming a stripper and making $1000 in one night
So what's the protocol on sending your exes new wife a baby shower gift that says "thanks for getting him the hell out of my life, please keep him there!"?
I don’t understand his energy
What? Nice? Lmao
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