How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
what kind of morning-after breakfast implies 'thanks for the sex, but i'm not gonna call you ever again'?
Her sex list was a LOT longer than mine. She tried to justify it by saying '4 of those don't count because they were in the gang bang'.
the only plus side is that now I'll be able to tell my son not to trust the condoms that his college gives away..........
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
Washing vom off hardwood, so much easier than carpet. Thank you adulthood!
I'd like to introduce you to my friend, Moderation. Enjoy each other's company this weekend.
Your friend and I already don't get along
Jesus just hopped over the fence with a rack of coors. How's your Halloween?
I just had a flashback to the three of us in the bed and me shouting AM I THE BIGGEST OR LITTLEST SPOON?!
Tell me again why I left before the topless cake fight
In your alcohol circus, can my act be juggling men? Let's be real, I can juggle multiple dick buddies better than a professional
I just got woken up by that guy wearing a Krispy Kreme hat giving out donuts
Most people would agree that it IS in fact slutty to give someone head for free ice cream.
I cannot, in good conscience, let you talk to a guy who wears Chaps and a knit beanie
What the fuck was I thinking eating an entire tub of potato salad on acid. My stomach today bro
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