i just realized i have an entire drawer dedicated to the clothes of guys ive shacked with...
no, i dont want the owner to like me bc i dedazzled my vagina
please don't go to jail. I'd hate to have to call the montgomery county jail every time I need sex advice
dude he was laying on two half-naked chicks, as they rubbed him down with lotion, while rolling a joint. hes like a modern-day african king
How did I end up in the pool?!
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Dude, for your own safety, do not bring that chick home. I'm pretty sure you're going to find a marsupial pouch smuggling a fresh batch of herpes under that hoodie. Bail bail bail bail bail.
True bitches know their best friends favorite Boones Farm flavor.
They have a booking log online so i can just check that instead of call
Technology: making bailing your sister out easier since 2008
it is a dangerous dangerous place where morals and dignity go to die and all your fantasies about men become reality.
I want to be "performing a disservice to society by actually wearing clothes in public" hot.
I need a conscience and I need it yesterday.
Remind me to tell you the story of the fuzzy condom
We can't go out this weekend. My uterus is so desperate it's given me permanent beer goggles
we were having a conversation about big dicks and the chick at the table beside us turned to us said "me and my boyfriend just broke up a few days ago. Could you please NOT talk about big dicks"
I got off F O U R times, just because he wanted to hear me moan. He is my hero.
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