Dibs on passing out in front of the toilet.
that was the first time i tried it. why is it all sticky? its like somebody threw a glue bottle at my face.
i grabbed his hand and told him i loved him and then he looked down and said "i love...mallomars" and shoved like three in his mouth. never been so embarrassed.
Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
This is a dangerous game of "whose life is more pathetic".
i gave him a hand job with one hand and held the 40 with the other. this is like freshman year all over again.
They all laughed at me when I bought that necklace from Life Alert. Who's laughing now?
I figure hes like disneyworld. You know youre only going once or twice in life. Might as well have fun and ride the rides
If taco bell and midol can't fix her, she's in gods hands now.
I say we go and bring jello shots with laxatives. 57% sure one of his toilets is broken
How the fuck did I get back? Last thing I remember is being on some hot guy's shoulders yelling at girls shaking their asses
We'll talk about it later...
Why the fuck is there a picture of us jumping a girl that's wearing my chicken mask?
I just watched a squirrel take down a snake,life isn't so bad after all.
We need a rematch, I think my pussy was on vacation the other night.
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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