: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
Hey sorry for feelin' up your date. Sadly, this is a mass txt.
It all came flooding back to me: there was a woman with one hand
either my laughing turned him on, or he wanted to shut me up. either way, i dont care. it was amazing.
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i'm 67% sure he was trying to sing in hawaiian
Apparently, we were running around the apartment, singing into pickles, the routinely slapped our passed out friends with them.
i figured out i could get from the downstairs bar to the upstairs bar AND grab pizza by going through the kitchen. it was the greatest discovery of my life besides the flabongo.
Random question, but did I leave a spoon on your dresser last night?
Just thought you should know the man you CHOSE to father your children has once again fallen asleep on the toilet. thanks mom
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Why did you make me get in the car with you and then not give me a ride? I woke up in a bar with a blanket on me.
Holy shit, add "successfully got stoned secretly at a party where a cop was" to my list of accomplishments.
I've literally exhausted all the videos on pornhub. It took like 4 years, but I've done it. I did that quicker than I finished college
I was sending him tit pics while watching how to train your dragon 2. It was everything.
Cover your peen. We're going out.
I'm going to get drunk, come back, call my grandma, and eat all those scrambled eggs.
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