so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
someone called me shannon dorrhety annnd it hurt my feelingsd.
i cleaned the weed out of my bowl, pretended it was a spoon and ate oatmeal with it. my mom cried
i fucked a milf yesterday.
i'm not impressed, in this generation that could technically mean a 16 year old.
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After we did it I noticed she was wearing the same underwear as last night.
That's why you don't sleep with the same girl two nights in a row man!
You'll be happy to know that I did indeed fracture my rib in a sex related injury
It was really weird walking into a CVS and not going straight to the pharmacy for plan B.
The world is my kaleidiscope. I see whatever the alcohol wants me to.
I will be naked everywhere
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I literally was just rolling on the ground and said to her 'this is what dying looks like'
Between this new vagisil cleaner and these cranberry vitamins, my vagina feels like a new women.
In case you're wondering what I'm doing, I'll be banging an 18 year old this weekend. Repeatedly.
I shall relish in being the most basic of bitches
My aunt just dropped me off at the bar, handed me $50 and told me she'd pick me up later if I needed her to. I should've gotten my license suspended a long ass time ago lol
I just bought condoms and a potted plant, making for a top ten super weird and awkward purchase.
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