Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance
It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
Should I tell her she gave me head in the kitchen while I was eating a cupcake or would that hurt her dignity too much?
Dude she has starbursts in her sports bra. I feel like this is counter productive.
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Hey fuck you and your taint. I'm just riding a canoe called life, back the fuck off. P.s. I need a ride
The bellhop gave us weed in our keycard envelop. We went down to tip him and he apparently never gets that so he just gave us more weed. Kentucky is strange
in the middle of getting head my cat meowed. she looked up , meowed back, and then continued giving me head.
Rule #61 of being a lady: never get fingered by a finger with a knuckle tattoo
I was drunk, he was taking a bodyshot while avoiding my piercing. I told him I loved him. He waited until I woke up with my hangover to say he loved me too. It was hangover magic.
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Just saw a dude take a shot in the parking lot in his car. Too early in the semester for that
Accidentally searched up "pizza pasties" instead of "pizza pastries". I was not disappointed.
I support your vibrator fueled lifestyle.
Dude what is wrong with me. I'm like a strong independent woman and shit.
I found a used condom and a hairbrush in my dryer this morning.
Hiring someone to do your laundry would be a good investment.
He just got back from doing field research studying wild chimpanzees in the goddamn jungle. Obviously I fucked him.
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