I'm currently googling how to make a dress out of a trash bag. It's going to be a great night.
I met the nicest Tranny last night. He/She loves Cheetos.
Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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We just got really drunk and bought toilet paper. Successful Monday.
I would also like to inform you that I can no longer lay on my back because my tailbone is bruised from the nightstand. Good job.
A 300 lb dude in a sundress yelling bible verses while wearing a raggedy anne wig is just as funny as I thought it would be. Thank you san francisco.
Pretty much gone. He was in the backseat and kept whispering that his "toes felt like pigtails"
You just kept insisting that you and the homeless man went way back, and that you bonded over how cold you both were.
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Just made a Xanax and ginger ale smoothie. Oh Thursday you are good to me..
He may only be 25% black, but after that sexual experience I am 100% never going back.
You texted me the words "butt stuff" 53 times in a four hour period last night.
There's lube and condom packets all over the street we missed something awesome.
Worst sex ever! He was a talker for sure! I was on top and out of no where he said "Oh you bad bitch?" I stopped and left.
Between falling off a shelf on to a concrete floor and sex with you - i may never walk again.
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