WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
I'm quitting my job and I'm just going to become a professional drunk girls mistake.
We tried to get a ride from the same firefigters that were turning off the fire alarm going off at our house.
So basically he tried to get out of the car and crawl on the highway with the broken leg because he didn't want to go to the hospital. It was not a good time...then we got pizza though.
6 margaritas later and free shots of tequila, i woke up with a fat lip and they said i blew my nose in a slice of bread
I probably looked like a mental patient. I had my IV in one hand and cup of pee in the other, swaying around with a dazed grin on my face. I love vicodin.
This makes me miss penis. Not in a horny way... but in a sad, sentimental way.
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
I mean with a sentence like that I knew I would be cumming
Your anal douche was on bathroom counter. Now it's in dumpster. Not ok. I am mad. Very mad.
I just spent the last three days trying to hook up with a dude for his pool privileges
Where you at? Come home and endure this shit show called "The Second Presidential Debate".
You know, this is NOT how I pictured my life would be when I was younger, and yet here we are.
I just chased my birth control with Smirnoff. Shit's about to go down.
I either have a problem or a really good solution... I just ordered my homecoming dress off of a website that sells forplay outfits.
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