well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
is it bad that I sent her a picture of my penis on her husbands birthday?
im returning my roomates shirt with a "i got laid in this" thank you note
had to bail. she had her cat tattooed on her
two fat guys on crotch rockets just invited me to 'party' with them at a del taco. why does this keep happening to me?
Part of my whole not being a slut anymore involves not giving other peoples boyfriends blowjobs
I'm pretty sure that I'm earning a horrible reputation with your friends, but I'm having a fucking great time in the process.
We made it a contest to fuck on everything in your room while you were on vacation.
I found someone's tooth on the stairs when I was vacuuming, and my sister found a catheter in the men's bathroom... this cleaning job is dangerous
The straight guy here is hot. He described himself as Christian grey without the money and my vagina fell out of my body
If its possible to have a hickey on your nipple, I have one. Thank you.
Yeah. Moral of the story: Don't mace yourself. It sucks dick.
I like that you use a Disney movie to describe the starting of our BDSM relationship, lmao
driving home hungover today was like a life test..it was like the goblet of fire
It was like being run over by an orgasm freight train.
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