how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
Farmville is her only friend.
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
I may be in pain from falling off the roof but getting to the morning roof keg was well worth it.
Just charged fat mistake $3 for a beer.
Dont eat ANYTHING off the floor at Matt's house. He likes floor sex.
he had me stop mid-blow job to make me use my phone to id a song on the radio..
i wasnt really sure how to responde to that.
Have you ever noticed that the cities in car commercials look really futuristic?
...did you eat that brownie?
well, I was going to forgive her anyway but not because shes my best friend and moreso because shes my drug dealer
I broke the girls bed. I will not apologize about bragging.
I love it. Like, more than my penis at the moment.
I think my body is a cloud. This mixture of things is heavenly. Dare was wrong, drugs are awesome.
well don't blame me. sometimes vibrators go missing and people get angry. these things happen
He came over and fucked me while my conference call was on mute. Working from home is the best.
I threw up in the bathtub last night like a decent human being.
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