Its about making memories worth repressing
im dressed up like a present. waiting for someone to unwrap me ;)
this is your brother
All I want for christmas is my sobriety back.
I just saw him at the bookstore and all I could think about was him licking your ass
i was thoroughly upset that he did not want to be my number 16, who passes that number up?
How many times do I have to drunk reject you for our friendship to become awkward? Cause were at 9 as of last night
He tried eating fireworks, to stop him being hungover in the morning. Where do you keep finding these people?!
Step one go to argentina step two fuck bitches it's a simple plan really
We're looking for the removeable roof from her Miata. Winner gets a 40.
Neil John just started open mouth kissing everyone to make sure they are safe.
Friends don't let friends go vibrator shopping alone.
I'm definitely closer to having sex in every building on campus than I am to having a post-graduation career/plan/future. Unless that future is getting fucked in lots of buildings. I got that shit on lock down.
I wanna die. I can't recall the last time I was happy that doesn't involve your hand touching my butt.
dude wtf why are there forks in my wall
does "I AM MAGNETOOOO" ring any bells, because that was you for an entire hour last night
I am texting my ex and my future boyfriend while eating fish and chips with my current boyfriend... How and when did I become such a terrible person???
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