watching jon and kate + 8 right now is like watching my parents split up
Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
i know he has to tuck it when he gets excited in public and all, but now he is just starting to show off.
would it be inappropriate to describe you with the phrase "bigass titties"?
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Aunt Jean just announced that her pubic hair is getting thicker as her head hair gets thinner. As a family we are just not a people of mystery.
i just realized why god gave us younger siblings....to DD for us when we come home for the summers
So can we talk about how we all three made out with the bike taxi driver in lieu of paying him. I'm not even mad, that's resourceful. You know what married girls would have had to do? They'd have had to pay.
Just saw two dudes run across the street carrying a mini keg and a scaled model of the empire state building. Missed this town
I found your pet lobster in the bathroom this morning. I went to return it to you but it escaped.
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Wanna smoke some ancient weed I just found in a box of cake mix?
I just coughed and my vagina hurt. We need to hook up more.
I traded my pants for a Santa hat last night and it was so worth it.
They're either celebrating their tax money or trying to kill each other.
It was 6am and he went immediately for the 69. WTF?? 6am is WAY to early for acrobatics.
I just need to get a little drunker before I realize I'm not straight