Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
Who would win... a chainsaw pooping pterodactyl or a bear with machine guns for feet. big debate about this right now
Hurricane Sex Time is the only thing iv said since it started.
I posted my balls on ericas instagram. It got 17 likes.
I love spring semester, so many high school girls visiting that think I'm the sexiest man alive just because I'm in college
Aren't you gay?
IT'S NICE TO FEEL WANTED DON'T RUIN THIS FOR ME
I did not get laid last night bc my condoms were too small. I'm allowed to be dreary
Hey, I'm off work. Wanna take a metric fuckton of adderall, possibly get daydrunk, and get my hair cut?
You put me in such a good mood with that road head, I bought everyone at Hooters donuts.
he had a beard, sexy nerd glasses and kept referring to his penis as 'this dick' its like jesus was saving my perfect match for my prime
I spent all the money my grandpa gave me for Christmas last night….solid start to 2015
I'm torn between wanting to wear lipstick and wanting to make out with strangers.
I'll meet you in hell with unlimited boxes of wine though
Soooooooo high. David tried to rinse the water droplets out of the sink for 5 minutes
Maybe for you. You don't have to clean the melted butter off the stove. I LOST THE SPECIAL SEASONINGS.
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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