Just mADE A PArabola og urine
I think we should start referring to bisexuals as "strays"
he then started listing things that have been up his butt, never drinking in boys town again
He said he wanted to have butt sex with me and curl up with me after and just be near me. Then he passed out.
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Looking at an apartment in Houston. It's right beside my favorite bar and the zoo. Best or worst decision?
Im the macgyver of cooling down beers. The toilet tank was blocked so I couldn't use it.....
So what's today's forecast for the female rollercoaster you've been riding?
I GOOGLED IT. BEES CAN MASTURBATE. WHAT.
we tried to exchange flip flops in the parking lot and fell over then army crawled home
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It's not even close to Halloween but there is a girl in a nurses outfit. Twerk or twat.
My dad sent me a 10 ft beer bong and my mom sent me ideas for future careers. I'll let you guess who my favorite parent is. Also, come over tonight. and bring beers.
Do you think there are two dudes living in an apartment somewhere that go to the store and call it Brocery shopping?
Oh god...probably.
Jesus, I think this onesie was designed to keep me from masturbating.
Yeah he told me he wanted a serious relationship, but he's posting pictures of his dick on Kik.
It's a shame I've been hooking up with him for 6 months and he still doesn't know my real name.
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