Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
whatever sunny in Philadelphia does on Thursday nights, I'm doing all weekend.
So i think we're being coned into a threesome with the promise of pokemon
She wouldn't go home with me cause I forgot her name. I didn't realize it would matter after she danced with her vagina on my face
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
Just woke up. My philosophy paper is a play, and my paper for musical theater is about physics. That's some dank shit you sold me
There was a canoe full of alcohol. It was literally a boat load of fun
You should've stopped drinking when you started asking people for bites of tequila.
I don't care that you had sex on my bed. I care that you used my lollipop condom. I was saving that for a special occasion
It was a special occasion. Your best friend had crazy awesome sex on your bed. Thank you
apparently I like to do this thing where I wear pretty dresses and then pee on things on public. Picture proof. Four times last week.
Lord give me the strength to not check my tinder messages at my grandmother's wake.
How hot? Like... how many hemsworths?
he told me I was hypnotizing him with my mouth so I guess I do give good head
I wasn’t trying, but work got a lot easier and more fun once he starred flirting with me and looking at my ass
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