im going to forcibly insert an angry corn snake into his urethra
yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
And then the lady sheeps would bring me the finest grass to eat cuz im the sheep king and id have sexy smooth sheep fur
I am in fact going to raffle myself off for a night. If you are interested in buying a ticket let me know. $10 a ticket.
New life rule, no banging opera singers. I might be a little deaf now
Your boobs are like a big quesadilla marker
i took a picture of my dick. with a stick figure drawn on it. and a paper hat taped to the tip. and i call i the mayor of Dickville
Is it bad to have a craving for speed? I feel like my nose is thirsty.
don't worry i won't let him get attached. I put on my Hulk onesie after sex and yelled I SMASHED YOU. never seen a guy looked so confused.
Drunkenly, I gave him a molly instead of an aleve so A) I'm still looking for him and B) I'm not sure about his headache.
The holidays are too long. I always run out of adderall before I run out of family. you got any left?
Serious concern: will TSA confiscate my bondage rope?
He yelled "CARLI LLOYD" and then kicked the cake off the table. Soccer is making monsters out of us.
look when god gives you a dick that good for his son's birthday you don't question it
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