i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
Just had a conversation with Jon gosselin
Until you fuck him in front of his kids stop wasting my time with stupid texts.
then they high fived as they party boyed me. I was a policewoman sandwhich. I love you halloween.
didn't have any spoons so I beer bonged my chicken noodle soup. I fucking love camping.
it's like a replay of two fridays ago...except not in a motel and i'm not having sex in the shower.
I get credit on the assist, you can thank me by taking a pic of her ass under the covers and sending it to me. It would make my YEAR
Ive made peace with the fact that i will accomplish nothing except liver damage today
I mass texted 4 of you for a booty call. Please reply all when responding so only one of you shows up. Last one is a rotten egg.
You paid at the door and they gave you a straw for the kiddie pool full of booze.
After a bit there were two girls who got naked and liquor wrestled. I don't think it was planned.
Drunk girl in a bikini just tried to bite my face, it's officially spring break
I miss you, too. It's hard to sleep without anything licking my head.
Today was brought to you by the letter B for beer and bourbon and the number fuck you I'm meant to be studying not hungover
Bought a gym bag tonight. Used it to bring my Taco Bell in the house.
I had sex with a mask on because I have the flu and I didn't want to get him sick.
The neighbors in the apartment above us are at it again. The roleplay this time is cop and prostitute. I give it 30 minutes, you? Already sounds better than the last one
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