Once again you get dinner and all I get is semen on my leg
he just fed my chickens on farmville...i guess that's his way of saying thanks for the sex<3
i can't, i'm blowing bubbles in class and getting credit for it
My therapist told me it was ok for me to "take risks" now. Cue the hookers and blow.
Yeah I'm gunna date him. I figure its regular sex and maybe feelings will come in time...it worked for arranged marriages...
does she really think making her boyfriend delete me on facebook is going to magically stop us from hooking up?
Sorry I didn't text you for coffee this morning...bad life decision Saturday sorta rolled into Monday...
You challenged yourself to walk backwards all the way to the bar... And you did
I think I'm gonna quit partying for awhile. Piercing my own nose is where I draw the line.
Rainbow fish was a wild success, got wasted at 6 gave away most my scales and made out with max from where the wild things are.You'd be so proud
The walk of shame is a lot easier when I'm at a music festival and it's 12 feet from his tent to my tent
You are living the dream.
I found a new button on my vibrator, tonight was a success
I guess you could say that.. I mean, we did walk in on our DD doing a keg stand thru her ass.
I just made out with his twin, technically it's the same person..... Right?
All I know is I woke up in the back seat of my car, with the engine on, and my gps navigated to florida.
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