It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
so she finally agreed to being friends with benefits. not only did I take her virginity, when I woke up, she brought me French toast made with homemade bread in bed.
I worship thee.
She said, "I don't really go out much, but my husband recently cheated on me" and I don't remember anything after that.
thanks for paying me in special brownies...but brownies dont pay the rent...anymore.
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I gotta bail on the cookout tonight. Im at the er getting stitches. Re-enacting porno went horribly wrong.
I woke up next to him fully clothed but my thong was around his neck. Polling to decide if we had sex or not starts now.
Don't think anyone else in the building has a lunchbox full of yay
Hey there's a sandwich in there too!
I'm having a hard time existing right now. When I figure out how it works ill be over.
Don't be alarmed by all the Dick cakes in the fridge. But please don't eat..i accidentally broke one in half you guys can eat that one. Its labeled free Dick
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Lift me 50ft in the air like a tow truck but with your penis
How high are you exactly
I think I blacked out after I decided drinking alone on the trailered jetskis was a good idea
Would you still love me and fuck me doggie style if I had a dinosaur tramp stamp?
He asked me who my new boyfriend was and I showed him a picture of my sex toys.
Why do pants feel so unnatural once you enter your own house
How did i spend $200 last night?
Every time you went to get me a drink, you also came back with shots. Then you fell down the steps.
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