make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
We just picked up about 540 lbs of women....
We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
we were exchanging secrets last night... she told me about how she put markers in her vaj in middle school. found a keeper.
my dad brought home flowers.. so i started talking to them
Lesbians are nicde people they do not take debit cards
Last night was the first night with all of the roommates, and what started as a calm night of light drinking got out of hand. There's a girl on my couch wearing only a fanny pack.
I'd bet your vomit would be flammable at this point. Can I try to light it?
We wouldn't be friends if you didn't.
I've been trying to brush my teeth for 20 mins now... Mother of hangovers.
I think I'm still drunk and I think you were in my dream (sadly, it was not a sexual bill murray one).
I told myself I'd stop after three shots of fireball. Haha HA hA.
Nah it's alright, I'll just ride cock all the way to hell
Let's put it this way. Mom is bringing me a new shirt and I smell like lube.
We fucked to Bonnie Tyler in my car. He's the one.
Gonna be late for work. Sex comes first. Priorities.
Randomize
