Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
my "about me" section on Facebook should read "hell-bound alcoholic who wants to fuck a 40-year-old crackhead"
this is a family affair. You're an embarrassment.
whatever it's not my family
i just woke up to 15 people singing a whole new world
I've made out with men from every corner of the globe. Sex-wise, I've almost conquered europe. Take that napoleon
I don't know what happened to get you in this mentality. This time last year your were ass up on a hotel bathroom counter getting licked by a stranger.
Number of twigs I found in my hair: 5
she walked in on me throwing up in the sink with my pants around my ankles and I said "i'll be with you in a sec"
Fell off the toilet trying to reach to put my tampon in the garbage. Pride hurts real bad.
I paper cut my nipple reading mail topless
I'm surprised this is your first encounter with pepper spray. surprised, and somewhat proud.
For the love of god, if any of you are up, bring me pants.
I woke up with what has to be a whole pack of smarties loose in my bra. Was that your fault?
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
Going back to our hometown to help Gramma move. Thinking we should see if we can fuck on the desk of the homophobic coach who first introduced us while in town.
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