i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
I just want to sing "highway to the danger zone" when I'm taking his pants off.
the 3rd commandment: and god said, if you buy a handle.. you must finish it.
I Just realized that having a picture folder that says "not for mom" may give off the wrong impression to wondering eyes
I remember why I come home for the holidays. Sam Adams is the cheapest beer in the fridge
Could you explain why there is an Australian passport in your toilet?
What am I legally allowed to do to a girl that is the equivalent of me punching her in the face?
I have no recollection of sleep choking you
You misunderstood me....i wasnt asking and it is not negotiable
You're making this sound more like a hostage situation than a booty call.
All I know is that your reaction after this date with him was "I think I did cocaine" so I'm sold on this boy
I played "in the air tonight" on a drum set made of titties, and I'm not even exaggerating
So many gingers... It's like a beacon went out that said "this one is ok with red hair"
At least I made out with him before he made out with that dog...
There is nothing worse than the batteries of your vibrator dying on valentines day
I just found a contact in my phone named "Nick from The Party". Who's nick?
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