How do u get a lost condom out? Like really lost... up there...
Moved my bed either I'm a whore or every guy I have ever slept with hid condom wrappers under my bed
i know, but like... i wanna be a CLASSY i'm-stealing-your-date kind of slutty...
He just left me a message saying he left the rest of the weed for me. Did i just get paid for sex? And if yes did i just get paid in drugs?
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i spelled "betch" that way on purpose, don't question my abilities as a drunk texter
you handled that situation with as much grace as someone puking involuntarily could
That's because you're a slut. A slut fucking a fence.
Plus, I've always wanted to drive in rush hour with a huge cock drawn on my hood
i hate going to her parties because i always know everyone there which means everyone knows my ex which means i wont get laid
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he had shaved armpits. I repeat: HE SHAVED. HIS. ARMPITS! First hookup of 2014 and it's with a weirdo. Alcohol:1 Me:0
You had to dry your pants with the hand dryer in the bathroom because you "forgot to take it out."
I think even the taco bell employees judged me
He's stripped out of his boxers and is dancing and slapping his dick with string cheese...I don't know whether to call for help or take a video.
I have a whole new respect for her. She chugged half a bottle of jack daniels, and then peed all over his wall. Serves him right.
I woke up and couldn't find her. She had somehow managed to get into the closet and lock herself in. She was crying for her boyfriend. Thirsty Thursday at its finest
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