Come with me and I'll find you a girl. What's your type?
Vagina
Theres this tee in the mall and it says all girls just wanna have safe sex. U make me think thats a lie
She just squirted all over my face. then laughed at me and took a pic
It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
She was ugly to the point i wanted to brush my teeth after looking at her
He once got bit in the face by a dog and still got laid the same night. He owns Memorial Day Weekend
I thought he wouldn't talk to me again. You know, what's that saying "why buy the cow when you can fuck it six hours after meeting"
her mom went out of her way to book us a room with separate beds... her level of gay denial is in beast mode
I JUST ATE A STRANGE BURRITO, I SHOULD NOT BE EXPECTED TO KNOW ANYTHING RIGHT NOW.
U know when u get really drunk and u don't think anyone can see what your doing? If I'm that drunk the possibilities are endless
I would rather her be sleeping with someone new than getting to go Harry Potter world before me...
Giant stained glass jesus is judging my black pleather pants
You were so drunk, you kept telling everyone you had a platinum vagina.
We've been here for 9 days, so of course I am high at my in-laws' house.
That bitch claimed that you said it was ok if she drank your vodka. Obviously she has never met you
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