i just threw up repeatedly on the entire entire walk down A1A to the pizza place....then on the way back slipped and fell in it
Wait, how do girls masturbate?
I dunno we use shower heads I guess.
..how does it fit?
That shot tasted like Sant Claus came in my mouth. I love the holidays.
sperm doesn't mix with malibu too well
Do you want the something i can tell my mom in ten year version or the you're gonna call me a whore but be proud version?
Do you know what's great about Canada?..... There will always be a Tim Hortons on my walk of shame route
I like how he had to correct himself in stating that I was the fat one in the threesome.
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
We hooked up. It felt slightly wrong considering he is my foreign exchange student but there's a reason America imports. Foreigners got the goods.
She's trying to put on her dog muzzle on her self
At 2pm we are having a MANDITORY house meeting about last night. ALL must be in attendance!
I'd like to review the planning and execution of the party to determine how we hosted a naked party, to determine how we can have more.
I walked in on him fucking my best friend. I think we've reached the point of following each other on twitter.
I got my period during my acid trip. It was weird.
I'm now at a gay bar with our relatives
I got copblocked.
What?
Cockblocked. By a cop. Copblocked.
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