just because she blew him doesn't mean she knows his name.
You can't have your penis and eat it, too.
i told my boss i want to eat her tits. 90 percent sure i'm getting fired
It was horrifying, i havent seen a girls mouth open that wide since that one episode of Goosebumps..
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If he's the sort of guy that will fuck in a public restroom, he's the sort of guy that will cheat on his gf. I'm goin for it.
You told me to remind you that the bruise on your ass is from when you danced on the table at Ziggy's, saw a cop and tried to 'fly away'.
It's ok. I will share any beautiful men that I drug and leave unconscious on my bed. I'm that kind of friend.
Trying to convince myself that everyone keeps staring at me because I'm pretty and not because of my hickies.
He expects to fuck my tits but will ignore me in public.
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We got out of the car in valet drinking beers we gave the valet one as a tip
I saw it and almost just was like "Ice breaker: your penis is massive" but I didn't.
Hey I'm coming to get my gin do you want a good luck blowjob for your exam tmrw
go for it girl, the world is ur dick oyster
He lives 20 minutes away driving distance and decided to walk. I talked to him today and he took a nap along the way... In a cemetery.
She's like a squirrel. She spazzes out all the time.
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