He belongs with you like a mcdonalds playground belongs in Chernobyl
Corey Haim died. 80's me is so sad
dude, seriously he just sucked the milk out of the dogs breast and swallowed it... for $20, wtf....?
just found out i fit into magnum condums. this is going to be the best weekend ever
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I'm wearing the jeans from casino night. Tell me why I have a napkin in my pocket that says 'dont fear me'? I'm hoping it was just a coincidence.
Stolen hampster on my tits. Don't tell me I don't know how to party.
Night just started and I've already seen a woman headbutt a brick wall. Unintentionally. Epic to say the least
He puked over my shoulder into the toilet. The guy in the next stall sounded totally appalled.
I took so my adderall all I can do is lie on my floor and stare too hard at my hedgehog. He has 42 spines in the dark spot on his shoulder btw.
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He ate a Doritos taco from my boobs. Does your boyfriend do that?
you just have the mind of an innocent, non-tainted child.
YOU KNOW THAT'S BULLSHIT BECAUSE YOU'RE THE REASON IT'S BULLSHIT
Only I could turn my one night stands into class essays. Go me.
dude if looks could fuck you two would've been naked in front of everybody
she crawled a good forty meters just to whisper in my ear... "dildon't"
Do you ever wake up and realize playing beer pong with your parents wasnt a dream? Your mom really beat you
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