im gay
i know
yea but for you.
I need to start cutting my cocaine with Plan B
The sky will open, cue choir of angels: "oh! wow! Matt was right! Not only will I grow out my bush, but I'm going to date straight, available men!"
We're playing a drinking game to 'how to train your dragon'. has it really come to this?
Mystery solved. Def had ice creme last night. There is a melted half eaten ice creme bar next to the bed. Which had melted onto my pillow. That explains why it was in my hair too. Im a fucking sherlock holmes over here.
You can't just leave with hair like that
THEY AREN'T MARRIED. PUT ON YOUR HOMEWRECKING PANTIES AND GET TO WORK. NO EXCUSES.
IT IS EARTH DAY, RECORD STORE DAY, 4/20 EVE, AND SATURDAY ALL AT THE SAME TIME!
I need a nap, Harry Potter movies, and dick in this exact order after work.
So I got this new job… ever been fucked in a corner office before?
Drake has all the answers
My concern for you and peanut butter is the reason I am still awake.
If you gave someone an std. would you say a muffin basket, a candy gram or an edible arrangement is a better choice to send them?
They are like the regular squirrels and we are flying squirrels
Did April legit get married in a parking lot?
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